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Bipolar Mom

9:00
Mom: “THAT IS WHY I CAN’T GET ANYTHING DONE IN THIS HOUSE! YOUR DAD DOESN’T HELP ME!! IM GONNA LEAVE AND JUST SEE WHERE YOU GUYS END UP!!! YOU ARE SO LAZY! YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF THIS SUMMER! IM GONNA TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR DEVICES!!”

Me:*bursting in tears*

9:01
Mom:
*watching America’s Got Talent*
“These kids are so cute. Aren’t they just so cute? They’re tiny little things. They are so good!”

Me: *under my breath*
Are you serious right now?

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